For simplicity a quick poll will be conducted to settle the dispute.
Please participate.
Polls will close on Wednesday, September 9th at NOON
Heir Poll Question:
Who should be the Gen 3 + alternate combination? (Choose ONE)
A) Nothing should change (Fiona + Jay)
B) Jay + Kevin
C) Fiona + Kevin
D) Another combination (please clarify in comment)
If there is less than 3 votes nothing will change and the triplets will all be sent out of the house.
That is all!
The trips are now available for download in the DOWNLOAD A SIM page!
Check the LEFT SIDEBAR for a link :D
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This will be particularly pertinent when downloading my Sims if you want them to look at all like they do in the pictures/blog.
( Click here for INFO and LINKS to Sims3 Custom Content )
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Get it? ... Get It?!
Previously on the Portocarrero Chronicle
Gen 1 - 1.0
Gen 2 - 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 2.4 2.5
Gen 3 - 3.0 3.1
Liam was X-TREME. Kevin was Evil (which was awesome) Jay was a Zombie (also awesome)
Ian showed false signs of pregnancy and grew up into a meat head. Fiona divorced him.
Fiona then stalked and married this guy called Robi. She seems very happy. Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and
their spouses moved into the neighborhood. Jay and Liam argued.
Ghost Ossy and Ghost Cy double rejected each other.
Let's see what they're up to now!
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- Location:Sims 3
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Welcome to Part 8 of the Portocarrero Chronicle
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Previously on the Portocarrero Chronicle
Gen 1 - 1.0
Gen 2 - 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 2.4 2.5
Gen 3 - 3.0
Last time, on the Portocarrero Chronicle:
Kevin showed off his Evilness by driving me crazy with portraits. Jay adopted a truly Zombie-like appearance.
Bryce moved out. Momo mastered the cooking skill and learned every recipe evar!
Fiona married Ian (with some difficulty), who kept showing strange pregnancy signs. Fiona worked out like WOAH
and developed GAMS of steel.
Let's see what they're up to now!
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- Location:Sims 3
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determined
Welcome to Part 8 of the Portocarrero Chronicle
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Previously on the Portocarrero Chronicle
Gen 1 - 1.0
Gen 2 - 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 2.4 2.5
Last time, on the Portocarrero Chronicle:
Cy and Ossy still don't get along. The trips grew up (identically) and developed "Personality!". We found out Ian is NOT pregnant. Liam was EXTREME! and was doing badly in school because he was working out instead of learning. Everyone rallied behind him to help him get his grades up. Mysteriously >.> people weren't eating their sandwich crusts. And Kevin, who is Evil, let us take a peek at his Master plan, while he worked out some details with his Hench-Zombie (Jay, who finally grew up into a Young Adult). Finally, Fiona was voted Heir for Gen 3.
Let's see what they're up to now!
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I would like to present to you...
the Portocarrero Generation 3 Heir!
FIONA!

( Click here for Full Poll Results... )
Thanks for voting, all of you who did ^^ And see you again in a few days for the next installment!
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Welcome to the Portocarrero Chronicle Generation 3 Heir Poll.
Up for Heir-dom today are 3 of our fine upstanding Gen 2 kids.
The poll will close at
Midnight on Wednesday the 29th. *Thursday AM*
at which point the scores will be tallied and the leader will become the new Heir.
( Click here to take part in our Poll! )
- Location:Sims 3
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excited
Welcome to Part 7 of the Portocarrero Chronicle
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Previously on the Portocarrero Chronicle
Gen 1 - 1.0
Gen 2 - 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 2.4
Last time, on the Portocarrero Chronicle:
We discovered what Conner's knees are made of (Jelly), that ghosts who were lovers in their Life
don't necessarily love each other in the after life o.O Bry got another make over. They wrote a lot
of books. Jay got her own room. Fiona brought home a (pregnant??? and possibly useless) cutie named
Ian (but not before being cock blocked by his roommate). Liam was EXTREME! Bry and Fiona became
attractive young adults and both got jobs. Everyone wore way too much GREEN. Momo and Bry
talked about medicine. And.. I think that's it!
Let's see what they're up to now!
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Don't forget, you can download Jo-Alice over at the download a sim post here.
PLEASE check out the next post and VOTE for the Gen 3 Heir!
We need as many votes as we can get so that I can start bringing in the Gen 4 kids!
The dead-line for the poll is going to be Wednesday, the 29th!
As always, Thanks for reading our Portocarrero Chronicle!
- Location:Sims 3
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( Cut for brevity... )
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Welcome to Part 6 of the Portocarrero Chronicle
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Previously on the Portocarrero Chronicle
Gen 1 - 1.0
Gen 2 - 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3
Last time, on the Portocarrero Chronicle:
Meg became a full adult (read: MILF) and tried to eat Momo's brains when he wasn't looking.
Her weight fluctuated like Oprah's. Momo got a 'sexy Irish' makeover. Liam was the most entertaining,
AND disgusting Triplet. Jay grew up into a fine upstanding goth Zombie. (Note the Icon) Fiona got
her own guitar. The triplets became children. (before, they were just monsters) and Liam does
everything EXTREME!!!
Let's see what they're up to now!
Before we begin. Tonight's episode is brought to you by the color: GREEN
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Don't forget, you can download Fiona AND Bryce over at the download a sim post here.
And we're gonna be having an Heir Poll sometime next week, probably after the next
update in which Jay will grow up. So keep a tally on which Sim you want to
be the Generation 3 heir!
'Til Next Time! Thanks for reading our Portocarrero Chronicle!
- Location:Sims 3
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anxious - Music:Just Like You - Three Days Grace
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Previously on the Portocarrero Chronicle
Gen 1 - 1.0
Gen 2 - 2.0 2.1 2.2
Last time, on the Portocarrero Chronicle:
Ossy the Ghost hung out. A lot. Meg was crazy AND a good mom. Sometimes simultaneously.
Jay was STILL a Zombie. Momo was Dr. House, and a mad scientist. We got to see a lot of Mad Science in action.
Aislin grew up and was kicked out of the house for being .. um.. herself. AND to make enough room for Kevin, Conner and Liam.
Who all showed up in a picnic basket, from the hospital. We also got to see SG2's posterior. Bry got a makeover. And the triplets were evil.
Let's see what they're up to now!
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- Location:Sims 3 Land
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Extreme
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Previously on the Portocarrero Chronicle
Gen 1 - 1.0
Gen 2 - 2.0 2.1
Last time, on the Portocarrero Chronicle:
Momo fulfilled his lifetime wish and became a world renowned surgeon! Ossy had a ghostly tryst and, shortly afterward, died. Fiona and Aislin grew up. (I made Fiona the Heir-Apparent... because she's my favorite). Jo-Alice (Jay) grew up to be a zombie. And Aislin slept through everything.
Let's see what they're up to now!
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- Location:Sims 3
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Jazz Hands
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Previously on the Portocarrero Chronicle
Gen 1 - 1.0
Gen 2 - 2.0
During our last episode Marianna married Howard (the Maid), they had a kid and Sim God moved them out. Moliere became (a beefcake >.>) the Heir and married Sim God 2 (AKA - Meg). They house got a mega make over. Meg and MoMo (Moliere) produced a son who grew up to be rather handsome... and then was made up to look like a nerd *buffs nails on shirt*, and 3 daughters. A pair of twins (Asilin and Fiona) and a cute little girl (Jo Alice). Cy.. died.. while he was sleeping, sending the ENTIRE HOUSE into dramatic sobbing fits that interrupted every thing they did for the next few days. Ossy lives on, 200 days old and counting.
Let's see what they're up to now!
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- Location:Sims 3
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cranky
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Previously on the Portocarrero Chronicle
Gen 1 - 1.0
When last we left our candid crew, Ossy and Cy had aged up into a fine pair of silver haired queens who truly love each other. Both of them had fulfilled their life long dreams (Golden Fingers, Golden Tongue and Professional Writer) and they had had, between them, 2 children. Marianna and Moliere.
Marianna and Moliere had grown up into two rather attractive Upstanding young adults.
Let's see what they're up to now!
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This 'legacy' is in Sims 3. It's not really part of the Legacy Challenge since I haven't found the new Sims 3 legacy rules yet. This is mostly just to share my Sims 3 Experience with the people who have read my legacies in the past.
My SIM life is set to 190 days. Default is 90 days.
The origin character is familiar to everyone but the last name is different. This is the Portocarrero Chronicle.
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PS. Also, I got lazy as I was editing the images so the first few look pretty and the rest are cropped to random sizes... the following posts will be in better format (for appearances sake). Just put up with it for now. I know you're curious!

Whose pants are those, I hear you asking. What? You don't recognize them?!
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- Location:Sims 3 Land
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It happens
I will start us off once more with an update.
Sims2 is DEAD. Long live Sims 3.
On THAT note..
I would like to cross post this hilarious S3 AI experiment - Just click the Pic to get to it.

I've been playing Sims3 like a mad person.
And would like to post my story here :)
Expect a picture post any day now.
Til then, Enjoy the Madness of Subject Meat
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Last we left off I had just sent 234824589549 sim teens to college! Let's see what they've been up to in that time! Of all 15 kids I sent Lara, Amelia, Alf, Nicolette, Monique, Claire, Samona and Francis (Pictured above)
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This.. is gonna take a while.
Hopefully done by mid day tomorrow. >.>
Wish me luck.
Never. Again.
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I'm gonna apologize for the delay.
I know you're eagerly awaiting the next installment of the undie-clad Montagues and I've kept you waiting for 2 weeks. I know you're awaiting because it's just THAT entertaining.
WELL.
Life got in the way BUT...
I've got a MONDO update coming up.. 140-170 pictures or something ridiculous like that. There's gonna be some weeding.. there HAS to be. And I'm going to rush through the ending because I want these kids in COLLEGE!
So I'll make up for the prolonged break I promise.
Also, I've gotten APARTMENT LIFE so I will make a 'cast off' condo building to put all the non-heirs.
... a REALLY BIG building... >.>
Because Beth and Londo want 10 kids.. and they're only at 7.. and I've sent THOSE off to college.. don't worry shes pregnant again >.< Thank you cheesecake. O.M.G.
Never even MIND Lara and Calvin's .. what? 5..? 6? I don't even KNOW.
I don't have the "Any Number of People in the house" mod so.. we're gonna have a poll of which 8 we want in college. and there's like.. 14 to choose from. If we cast any out during college.. Beth and Londo's last.. 3 can maybe come in at a later date :D
Anyway.. I've been busy, not lax. I just wanted you guys to know the wait won't be much longer.
See you all prooooobably Monday :D
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Previously on the Montague Legacy
Gen 1 - 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3
Gen 2 - 2.0 2.1 2.15 2.2 2.25 2.3
In the last episode Kate was MOSTLY useless. She was also close to death. We did some reminiscing. Londo tried being a good parent. It was.. a bit silly. Beth's portrait was painted. Everyone spent way too much time talking to Lara.
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Also.. the Icon I'm using for this post would make more sense for the gabby centered one but.. I didn't make it until today so tough nuggets.

Previously on the Montague Legacy
Gen 1 - 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3
Gen 2 - 2.0 2.1 2.15 2.2 2.25
In the last episode Kate was useless. Gabby was a slut. Nicolette loved on her daddy. Monique and Jayson hated Londo. Monique was a zombie. Beth was sick pregnant. Jayson abused a teddy bear. Gabby and Nicolette bonded. And Gabby was more of a slut.
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Previously on the Montague Legacy
Gen 1 - 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3
Gen 2 - 2.0 2.1 2.15 2.2
This is just a super fast update.
A lot of people wanted to know what the Lara Calvin kids grew to look like.
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Welcome to Episode 2.2 of the Montague Legacy!

Or More Aptly...

Since almost no one but Gabby and her
Gen 1 - 1.0 1.1 1.2 1.3
Gen 2 - 2.0 2.1 2.15
Kate was useless. Nicolette became a child. Beth threw up.. a lot. Ossy's ghost roamed around. Underwear. The tree caught on fire, twice. They got a Prius. Pregnant belly clothes shopping. Edwin and Gabby broke up. Gabby became a slut. Beth had twins. Beth and Londo went on a Japanese vacation/honeymoon. Nicolette got into private school. Londo achieved Kate's LTW and became a rock god. The twins became toddlers. Beth got pregnant again.
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- Location:Gabby's Pants
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My Fellow Sim God has decided that at this time she doesn't have the time or (computer) resources to join in this legacy project. So this Journal will remain purely for the Montague Legacy and any other Legacies Sim God 1 (now SimGod) plays.
With that, let's begin.
I started playing Calvin and Lara so that the Montague Legacy kids would have play buddies and so forth.
This Entry will simply be for anyone who is interested in what the non heir lineage would have been like. Feel free to ignore it since it is not relevant to the main legacy. Also when I first started I had no desire to blog them, so the pictures are far between and disjointed simply so I could show friends the kids and any make overs for purely superficial reasons. It wasn't until several children where born when I noticed myself taking pictures along the lines of how I take them for the main family. So without further ado.. here's THEIR story. I won't bother putting in the stats because I haven't been writing them down since they're not relevant even though I am random-rolling their aspirations.
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And that's all for now! Another update tomorrow with the regular family.
- Location:Lara and Calvin's Lot
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-Quick Recap-
The Montague 1st Gen Kids graduate and grow up. Londo is chosen as heir. He and Beth (with Gabby) move into the Legacy House which gets a make over. Everyone Smustles. Ossy dies, extremely fast. Kate was useless. Gabby is lonely. The family gets two dogs. Beth gets pregnant and gives birth to possible Heir Nicolette. Kate get's old and remains useless. Londo and Beth get married (yes in that order). Lots and Lots of underwear. Kate is incontinent. And that's pretty much it.
Let's see what they're up to now.
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-Quick Recap-
In the last episode the kids are in college. They all get Straight A's, they all get engaged, they do a lot of dancing and playing instruments. They all find out who they are and grow into their skin.After some drama, we finally pick Heir. Londo will be continuing the legacy. Let's see what the family is up to now.
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Londo -3
Lara -1
Gabby -3
We have one more voter, who will not be home until Friday from being away on a trip (without internet access).
So.. I guess the story is on hold til then.
Silly ties!
Starting tomorrow
LONDO and GABRIELLE WILL BE DOUBLE HEIRS - we Couldn't Decide so the Sim Gods got together and we compromised on this :)
They will both move into the Legacy House together and marry their fiancees and we will play that way for that generation.
Update later this week.
Night People!
I was scouring the University Neighborhood.. when I noticed something peculiar.. I entered one of the houses... and as it was loading.. which took forever as all loading does.. I noticed.. that one of the college kids in the house.. looked very familiar.
Here in all its unedited glory is what I saw.

Notice the blonde hair.. the slight paunch.. and the bedroom?
That.. ladies and gentlemen.. is Edwin.
Edwin is a PC.. a Playable Character.
Edwin is NOT a possible choice for marry-able character for any of the legacy sims. Its against the rules.
This.. puts Gabby out of the running. Because the idea was to get her in as Heir with HIM. That.. defeats the whole Tie, since he's the reason I voted for her.
So..
Londo is the Heir (with Beth)
Grr! stupid adorable PC!
Well.. Update on wednesday probably.
see you all then.
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Poll #1225863 Montague Heir 2.0
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 6
Who should be the Next Hair for Generation 2.0?
Why? What swayed you in particular? (max 200)
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Biiiig upload this time. The problem with playing 3 people actively competing for Heir-dom is that you gotta document A LOT.
There's a little over 140 pictures, some of which are animated.
I was able to recoup most of my lost data from the crash. By recoup I mean I lost a good 2 semesters worth but I got almost everything relevant to happen (again) and I actually did much better this time, to make sure it wasn't all just about Londo.
-Quick Recap-
In the last episode we see just how bad these people have it going for them, and another baby is born. Gabrielle (named for Gabrielle on Xena Warrior Princess.. I'm not a horrible geek. I promise) Londo is obsessed with his father, Lara grows up to be a CUTIE, and Gabrielle surprises everyone by breaking mirrors and camera's left and right. Ossy runs around in underwear, a lot and then gets old. He's still a hottie (me and Kate agree) but he's teetering on the brink of death, quite literally. The house get's burgled, and the kids are sent off to college.
Now! Lets see what they've been up to! DON'T forget! This episode you have to vote for Heir! So keep an eye out for who you want to continue the legacy! Because I sure can't pick ~.~;
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Who do YOU think should be heir?
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